dude in a plaid shirt: miss, i'm just wondering if you have a boyfriend.
me: .....no
dude: how old are you
me: (mumbling) seventeen
dude: hey, where are you from, how old are you
me: i told you already
dude: i couldnt hear you, you're too quiet
me: im sorry, im not interested
dude: wacktarded
at first i thought he was making fun of me, but now i dont know. maybe i should feel good about this.
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i can't help but imagine this plaid-shirted dude as the suicidal one who asked for a quarter. yeah, the one with blood across his arm.
ReplyDeletebut would mr suicidal hobo say "wacktarded"
ReplyDeletei think not